OOC Chat

[Bayushi Kazushi]

Hmm, if I have my bodyguard wrestle the Miya, I'm fairly certain it will garner some good ratings...

[Yasuki Taraka]

Like this would be the first time a Scorpion businessman was caught on film offering a bribe.

Pffff. Bayushi-sama, you are just terrible teasing Miya-sama like that. I halfway expected you to ask her to wait so you could put on your fake mustache to twirl menacingly.

Bribes, seriously.

What's next? Reveal your evil plan to turn male models into brainwashed assassins? Tie a young maiden to a train track? Eat a puppy?

I'm just relieved that Miya-sama made sure to have all her permits in order for filming. Did you hear about the last influencer who didn't? They managed to offend someone pretty important and got ALL of their footage seized. Their stream was. "I'm arriving at Green Carp today.....So I'm leaving Green Carp today, sorry fans, I couldn't bring anything back for you." Boy did they take a hit in subscribers.

[Bayushi Kazushi]

Ooh, gotta scratch the male model assassins plot if it's that obvious...

[Susumu Sumiko]

You should watch Miya-sama, rolling her camera like a ball with no scratches on the lens! Perfection

[Yoritomo Ochiba]

...but why male models?

[Bayushi Kazushi]

Because all our female models already are assassins.

[Susumu Sumiko]

So male models can't be assassins? Poor models

[Miya Kisha]

I can tell this is going to be a delight!

[Bayushi Kazushi]

So male models can't be assassins? Poor models

They're too busy being spies, normally.

[Susumu Sumiko]

I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

[Hatoful GM]

I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

[Yoritomo Yakura]

Zoolander reference?

[Susumu Sumiko]

I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

The pigeon models were unavailable

[Miya Kisha]

Too flighty, but that was coo.

[Boogiepop]

MerMAN! MerMAN!

[Shinjo Suh-Hyun]

Male model assassins? Bribery?

Too many holodramas, I'm sure the Scorpion are trustworthy, reasonable people willing to discuss the issue over some tea milk

[Tamori Kanna]

I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

I too want to know why male models?!

[Yasuki Honoka]

Are you sure they aren't mail models?

[Shinjo Suh-Hyun]

Are you sure they aren't mail models?

Now mail model assassins are posted everywhere, for fast delivery of their services.

[Yasuki Taraka]

Zoolander reference?

Yep, while I haven't actually seen it, This put my focus on it.


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Though to be strictly fair, all three of those plans are different references XD