"Nah, that box is in a different room. I think one of the maids nearly had a heart attack. In my defence I'd ordered using a Crab company and they used some obscure ass euphemisms."Kitsuki Ichitaiyo wrote: Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:13 pm Ichitaiyo snorted again, and with a very unwise notion, she decided to down the rest of the beer. "I think I'll take your guest room, as long I don't wake up with a dick on my face."
Gesturing back into the apartment.
"You want ground floor, then left to the windows, got you an ensuite and there's some water bottles in there...you're gonna want to drink it. I'm upstairs so like, yell or send me an angry message if you need anything."