Nakahama

Hmm, if I have my bodyguard wrestle the Miya, I'm fairly certain it will garner some good ratings...

Bayushi Kazushi wrote: Tue Oct 28, 2025 9:59 pm Like this would be the first time a Scorpion businessman was caught on film offering a bribe.

Pffff. Bayushi-sama, you are just terrible teasing Miya-sama like that. I halfway expected you to ask her to wait so you could put on your fake mustache to twirl menacingly.

Bribes, seriously.

What's next? Reveal your evil plan to turn male models into brainwashed assassins? Tie a young maiden to a train track? Eat a puppy?

I'm just relieved that Miya-sama made sure to have all her permits in order for filming. Did you hear about the last influencer who didn't? They managed to offend someone pretty important and got ALL of their footage seized. Their stream was. "I'm arriving at Green Carp today.....So I'm leaving Green Carp today, sorry fans, I couldn't bring anything back for you." Boy did they take a hit in subscribers.

Ooh, gotta scratch the male model assassins plot if it's that obvious...

You should watch Miya-sama, rolling her camera like a ball with no scratches on the lens! Perfection

...but why male models?

Because all our female models already are assassins.

So male models can't be assassins? Poor models

I can tell this is going to be a delight!

Susumu Sumiko wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 6:24 am So male models can't be assassins? Poor models

They're too busy being spies, normally.

I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

Susumu Sumiko wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 7:08 am I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

Zoolander reference?

Hatoful GM wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 8:55 am

Susumu Sumiko wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 7:08 am I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

The pigeon models were unavailable

Too flighty, but that was coo.

MerMAN! MerMAN!

Male model assassins? Bribery?

Too many holodramas, I'm sure the Scorpion are trustworthy, reasonable people willing to discuss the issue over some tea milk

Hatoful GM wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 8:55 am

Susumu Sumiko wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 7:08 am I believe in you male models, you can be whatever you want to be!

But why male models...?

I too want to know why male models?!

Are you sure they aren't mail models?

Yasuki Honoka wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:18 am Are you sure they aren't mail models?

Now mail model assassins are posted everywhere, for fast delivery of their services.

Yoritomo Yakura wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 8:58 am Zoolander reference?

Yep, while I haven't actually seen it, This put my focus on it.


.....

Though to be strictly fair, all three of those plans are different references XD